You know you’re addicted to Gadgets when

1. After waking up fully rested on your Memory Foam mattress, you proceed to the shower and turn on your Gadget Shower Radio, where you hear a hot new song that you must have, and rush out to download it on your brand new Acer Laptop.
2. After you download the song, you plug your iPod/MP3 player into your iMoves Super Sound Audio system, and continue with the rest of your morning with your new song blasting in the background
3. After rocking out for a few minutes, you then continue to the kitchen for a bowl of Kashi, where you use your Home Theater Watch to help you catch up on last nights episode of 24, while you are multi-tasking through your breakfast and morning rituals
4. After putting on your Giustino Gravity Defying shoes, you decide to put on your Steinhausen Classic Automatic (nice choice, by the way), anticipating a nice reaction from it at the 1 pm meeting you have
5. While positioning yourself for a nice drive into the office, you decide to plug in your iPod FM Transmitter to hear that song one last time
6. When you arrive at the office, you check your voicemail and decide to start your day off closing a big deal – instead of reaching for the handset, you grab your Bluetooth Hands free Speakerphone and dial away – great success!
7. After closing the big deal, you have a lot of paperwork & Emails to catch up on, and look forward to doing so, knowing that you will be sitting comfortably on your office’s Memory Foam Seat Cushion
8. After a rather uneventful morning, you realize it is almost time for your 1 pm meeting, which you notice on your 31-jewel Steinhausen
9. While setting up in the conference room, your CEO walks by and congratulates you on the big deal, and asks if he could join – you sit back, wondering how he knew about the deal, and if he was using an Electronic Listening Device or a Spy Ear for your call earlier
10. The meeting starts off great, until your CEO begins stumbling on the clients name – matasuki, magayashi, mountain dew etc., until you save the day by using your Scrolling Led Messenger Pen to message the name of your client to your CEO – Mark
11. After escaping what could have been a disastrous meeting, you return to your office and finish off the rest of the day
12. After a delicious hot dog made on the Home Pride Hot Dog Rotisserie and a cold bottle of Jimmy Buffet’s new Land Shark beer, you notice a small stain on your shirt, which is easily fixed by your Electric Stain Remover
13. You then walk over to the living room, where you use your Wireless Home Enhancer to beam Pirates of the Caribbean from your Acer Laptop to your LCD Tv.
14. After your movie, you decide to call it a night and retire for the evening – until you notice a big mess you left from dinner. Using the HomePride Motorless Sweeper, you quickly clean up the mess and head up for the night
15. While getting ready for the night, you notice the need for a quick nose-hair trim, and grab your brand new Wet/Dry Nose & Ear Trimmer
16. After a nice shower while listening to the news via your Gadget Shower Radio, you head to bed on your Memory Foam mattress

and this is when you know you’re addicted to gadgets!

Edward Garber